There were many times during the dark winter of the last four years when conservatives longed for a mean tweet or two. A taste of the old irreverent truth-telling at which Donald Trump excels. Even an outrageous troll tweet to send paid liberal shills into a tizzy. Anything!
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Of course, we could have, and often did, peruse his thoughts on Truth Social, but it hits different when the messenger is not in the seat of power. The old days of the first term seemed nostalgic, distant, Melancholy set in.
Now that Trump is 45 days from taking office--nice number, that--the horizon grows brighter.
In his first term, President Trump (half) joked about buying Greenland. The flood of lefty tears was something to behold. In fact, Greenland is of great value strategically. The US has considered trying to take it as a territory several times, dating back to 1917.
As with many things Trump, under the veneer of trollery lies truth. He even revisited the idea a week ago.
President Trump is now considering purchasing Greenland so that China and Russia don’t exploit its resources pic.twitter.com/x2haxI80cG
— Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 (@Bubblebathgirl) November 26, 2024
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was forced to jet down to Mar-a-Lago last week for an emergency audience with Trump after the president-elect threatened a maple-tap-mashing 25% tariff on Canadian goods. No word on what was on the dinner menu, but in Trudeau's case, there was surely a side dish of crow, and humble pie for dessert.
Conquering the great white north? It's a funny old idea, one we've tried before. And of course Trump would tease Trudeau, given the rocky history of their relationship. The problem--apart from international treaties, the United Nations, NATO, executive orders on what to call bacon, and how to spell color/flavor/labor--Canada simply has too many liberals.
They've elected Trudeau three times. Blackface, an underage sex scandal, questionable parentage (cough Castro cough), and a history of flooding the country with "migrants" from India and elsewhere: these are the last new voters we need in America. After all, we've only recently begun our new nationalist era!
The border between Panama and Colombia is a mere 211 miles. With such a short distance to cover, we could build a border wall a mile high! And considering that we already have loads of citizens from Mexico and Central America--legal or otherwise--why stop tempting them with the promise of America up north? Let's bring America to them.
They won't even have to move! It's like those signs that say, "If you lived here, you'd already be home!"
As it stands, Mexico isn't exactly a cooperative neighbor. Their new president, Claudia Sheinbaum, was installed by the globalist cabal--or the drug cartels, it's hard to say which, or for that matter, whether there isn't some crossover between the two--making her the first Jewish Mexican president. Olé vey!
37 candidates were assassinated during the most recent Mexican elections, eclipsing the previous record of 36 from the 2021 midterms. Mexico is so corrupt, it makes Ukraine look like Switzerland.
Mexico President, Claudia Sheinbaum has just announced that she will NOT close the southern border.
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) December 5, 2024
Thoughts? pic.twitter.com/v9yRKD4DJN
If the US were to take over, wipe out the cartels, restore law and order, and grant conditional citizenship to all Mexicans (make those who want a US passport complete the usual tests and oaths), we would be seen as conquering heroes, full stop.
Once that tedious and treacherous undertaking was completed, the question would be whether to build a border between the new United States and Guatemala/Belize (750 miles), or press on down to Panama. In either scenario, all parties come out ahead. Natural resources galore, a new peace, a much needed injection of practicing Christians, and the first American expansion since we claimed the Marshall Islands in 1947.
A new conservative voting bloc would be all but assured. Do you think Mexicans are going to vote for transgender surgeries, godless schools, and gun confiscation? No way, José.
As for Canada: keep your poutine, your Quebecois, Tim Horton's, and Justin Pierre James Trudeau. The future lies south of the border, down Mexi-merica way.
